Episode #197: "Song: I Understand A Lot." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3MB, 44 sec.)

Episode #196: "Installing Additional RAM." Features sound samples by Freed and Zeno_Izen. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.1MB, 1 min. 12 sec.)

Episode #195: "Couldn't Sleep." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.1MB, 1 min. 11 sec.)

Episode #194: "Gonna Beat You." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (598 kb, 18 sec.)

Episode #193: "Scavenger Hunt." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5MB, 51 sec.)

Episode #192: "Sorry I Interrupted." Features sound samples by adcbicycle, FreqMan, gezortenplotz, and man. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (854 kb, 28 sec.)

Episode #191: "Forward or Backward." Features sound samples by suonho. Please note that new episodes are now being made available at 6:00 am EST, as it does not make sense for people in the Pacific Time Zone to get them at 9 pm. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 30 sec.)

Episode #190: "My Birthday Warning to the Children." Features a sound sample by RHumphries. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.7MB, 1 min. 8 sec.)

Episode #189: "Lint Brush." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (996 kb, 37 sec.)

Episode #188: "Shave My Head." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (591 kb, 19 sec.)

Episode #187: "USC Trojans' Rose Bowl Victory" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4MB, 48 sec.)

Episode #186: "Final Podcast of the Year!" Please vote for your three favorite podcasts of 2006 by leaving a comment on the website. Thank you. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.7MB, 57 sec.)

Episode #185: "Erin Hates Winter, As Do I." Featuring Erin Leahy. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.4MB, 47 sec.)

Episode #184: "Rose Bowl 2007 Preview." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.3MB, 45 sec.)

Episode #183: "A Special Unfinished Holiday Song: Santa Is So F------ Magical!" Here's a special holiday treat for listeners, a song I started last year and haven't finished yet. Inappropriate words have been omitted. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.4MB, 45 sec.)

Episode #181: "Their Women Are Not Attractive." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (710 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #181: "Is This Wine Any Good?" [Featuring special guest actress!] Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (708 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #180: "Eric Rohmer II." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (867 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #179: "The Four-Limb Strike!" Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (982 kb, 34 sec.)

Episode #178: "Touchdown Celebration." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (991 kb, 33 sec.)

Episode #177: "Aleatoric Music." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1,013 kb, 33 sec.)

Episode #176: "Interment of My Remains." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (894 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #175: "Signature Drink." Featuring Erin Leahy. Includes an audio sample by dcaudio. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (821 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #174: "An Eric Rohmer Teen Sex Romp." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (794 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #173: "Dear Santa." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (2.1MB, 71 sec.)

Episode #172: "Trojan Defeat." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.4MB, 49 sec.)

Episode #171: "The New Harry Potter Movie." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.5KB, 49 sec.)

Episode #170: "Older Than You Look." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (712 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #169: "Tom X. Chao Directing an Actress." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.5MB, 47 sec.)

Episode #168: "We Don't Have Road Rage." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (663 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #167: "Tom X. Chao Presents 'Happy Hour Is Not . . . '." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (650 kb, 22 sec.)

Episode #166: "Unsexy Dance, Part 2." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (840 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #165: "Giving Thanks." Happy Thanksgiving! Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 41 sec.)

Episode #164: "Want/Need." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (608 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #163: "Unsexy Dance." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (830 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #162: "Antarctic Wildlife Stories (Not Suitable For Children)." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.5MB, 53 sec.)

Episode #161: "Listener Mail (Huevos Whateveros Responses)." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (4.2MB, 2 min. 31 sec.)

Episode #160: "Excerpt from 'This Epic Romance'." Featuring Cynthia de la Mere. Contains audio samples by Black Boe, Elektrocell, and arvid. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (711 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #159: "Sugar Rush, Dude." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (711 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #158: "National Hug a Vegan Day." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (966 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #157: "Food That Doesn't Require." Uploaded late on November 10. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (506 kb, 16 sec.)

Episode #156: "G5 iMac One-Year Anniversary!" Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.4MB, 49 sec.)

Episode #155: "No New PUotD Today." Uploaded 18 hours late. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (608kb, 20 sec.)

Episode #154: "Democracy is Coming." Don't forget to vote! Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (791kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #152: "Put On Your Space Captain Suit." Contains an audio sample by Ronny Pries. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.7MB, 59 sec.)

Episode #152: "You Teach Me Spanish--Lesson 1." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (802kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #151: "Traditional Show Closing." Contains an audio sample by RHumphries. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.4MB, 43 sec.)

Episode #150: "Space Battle." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (984 kb, 36 sec.)

Episode #149: "Dialogue Excerpt From 'Tales of Hypnagogic Terror by Tom X. Chao'." Features sound samples created by Erratic, Freed, martian_ying, tobi123, and dobroide. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.5MB, 56 sec.)

Episode #148: "Allergy Warning." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (917 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #147: "Halloween Safety Tip." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (565 kb, 18 sec.)

Episode #146: "Swept-Back Bangs." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (885 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #145: "Tattoo You." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 42 sec.)

Episode #144: "Recipe for Huevos Whateveros by Hunter S. Thompson?" Features a sound sample from the Freesound website by kcparker. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.9MB, 68 sec.)

Episode #143: "Biscuits." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (986 kb, 33 sec.)

Episode #142: "The Welsh Part of Town." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (928 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #141: "Ordinary News." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (790 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #140: "The Recurring Dream." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.4MB, 48 sec.)

Episode #139: "Not the Organ Song--Matt Leinart's Amazing First Start at Home." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (3.3MB, 1 min. 54 sec.)

Episode #138: "That's Not The Way It Works." Incorporates sound files downloaded from the Freesound website, attributable to TwistedLemon, studiorat, cdrk, Connum, and jenc. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 37 sec.)

Episode #137: "Special Program Note Read by Vicki." Featuring Vicki. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (998 kb, 38 sec.)

Episode #136: "Irritating Aspects." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (853 kb, 30 sec.)

Episode #135: "Up Your *** With A . . ." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (845 kb, 28 sec.)

Episode #134: "The Only Thing I Don't Like About You." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (698 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #133: "Not the Oldest Living Confederate Widow." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (716 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #132: "The New Biographical Dictionary of Film by David Thomson." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (992 kb, 34 sec.)

Episode #131: "A Girlfriend Like You." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (720 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #130: "2006 Postseason Baseball." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (2MB, 70 sec.)

Episode #129: "Trying to Play Like Bill Bruford." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (913 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #128: "Comfort Zone." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (524 kb, 18 sec.)

Episode #127: "Shaped Food." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (716 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #126: "Adult Movies." A tip of the hat must go to Bob Ellis. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (901 kb, 30 sec.)

Episode #125: "Forest Lawn Cemetery (A True Story)." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 36 sec.)

Episode #124: "Erin Speaks." Featuring Erin Leahy. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.6MB, 55 sec.)

Episode #123: "Dr. Heidi Cullen." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (809 kb, 28 sec.)

Episode #122: "Slightly Distorted Seth Madej for Giant Eagle!" Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 33 sec.)

Episode #121: "Sitting in the Bar (Memories of Edmonton)." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.4MB, 44 sec.)

Episode #120: "Glenn Branca." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (619 kb, 19 sec.)

Episode #119: "Star Wars Figurines." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (623 kb, 20 sec.)

Episode #118: "'The Only Record' Music CD Promo." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (2.3MB, 74 sec.)

Episode #117: "Gay Christians." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (639 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #116: "Identifying Lunch 2." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (619 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #115: "Identifying Lunch 1." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (531 kb, 18 sec.)

Episode #114: "No Smoking in the Oxygen Tent." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 36 sec.)

9/11/2006 Program note (audio). There will be no new Peculiar Utterance of the Day today. This podcast will resume tomorrow.

Episode #113: "A Program Note." Featuring Tamara Hamilton. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 37 sec.)

Episode #112: "What is Couche-Tard?" Featuring Tamara Hamilton. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 44 sec.)

Episode #111: "Prairie Girl." Featuring Tamara Hamilton. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (750kb, 26 sec.)

Episode #110: "Badly Recorded." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 42 sec.)

Episode #109: "What Did You Like Best About Canada?" Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (903kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #108: "A Journey of a Thousand Miles." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (819kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #107: "Edmonton! What Is Your Provincial Specialty?" Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 40 sec.)

Episode #106: "Tamara Invites You to Come See Her at the Edmonton Fringe Festival." Featuring Tamara Hamilton. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (830kb, 30 sec.)

Episode #105: "Wine." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1,018kb, 36 sec.)

Episode #104: "I'm the Music Reviewer of the Los Angeles Reader." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (727kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #103: "Some Star Wars Comments." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (2.4MB, 1 min 28 sec.)

Episode #102: "Irrational Anger." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (539kb, 17 sec.)

Episode #101: "What Kind of Girlfriend?" Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (685kb, 22 sec.)