Episode #394: "Mix Automation." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 55 sec.)

Episode #393: "Mike Gives Advice to Potential Podcast Guests, and Enrages Tom." Written and uttered by Mike Urdaneta. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (751 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #392: "Three Frightening Things, for Halloween 2007." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.1 MB, 2 min., 19 sec.)

Episode #391: "Così Sandwiches." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.1 MB, 1 min., 33 sec.)̀

Episode #390: "She Is Complicated." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 1 min., 10 sec.)

Episode #389: "The Ephemeral Nature of the World Wide Web." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 48 sec.)

Episode #388: "Female Genital Mutilation." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3 MB, 56 sec.)

Episode #387: "The Contents of My Pockets." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.1 MB, 2 min., 12 sec.)

Episode #386: "Consult the Oracle." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.6 MB, 2 min., 2 sec.)

Episode #385: "Sneaking Beer into the Theater." Includes a sound sample by Stickinthemud. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 1 min., 8 sec.)

Episode #384: "I Want Cake to Be Shaped Like Cake." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3 MB, 56 sec.)

Episode #383: "This Party Sucks and You're All a Bunch of A--holes!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (772 kb, 33 sec.)

Episode #382: "Tom Talking to an Actress During a Post-Show Schmooze, Anywhere, Anytime." Features a sound sample by Fogma. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 1 min., 10 sec.)

Episode #381: "Charles Merzbacher's Advice to Me Before Moving to New York City, Recalled from the Distant Past." Written, performed, and recorded by Professor Charles Merzbacher. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1 MB, 46 sec.)

Episode #380: "Digital Performer Is The Future." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.4 MB, 1 min., 44 sec.)

Episode #379: "Pattern Gate Test." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (886 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #378: "The First Sequence Created Using Mark of the Unicorn's Digital Performer 5.12 Audio Sequencer." Created entirely using virtual instruments and plug-ins included with DP 5.12. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (829 kb, 37 sec.)

Episode #377: "Take Pictures." Includes a sound sample by sagetyrtle from Freesound. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5 MB, 1 min.)

Episode #376: "Callous Dismissal." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 54 sec.)

Episode #375: "USC's Loss to Stanford, October 6, 2007." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.8 MB, 1 min., 16 sec.)

Episode #374: "Friday Grab-bag (Again)." Features an audio sample by ippi_Stu from Freesound. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.2 MB, 2 min., 29 sec.)

Episode #373: "50th Anniversary of the Launch of Sputnik 1." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.7 MB, 1 min., 27 sec.)

Episode #372: "People Who Wear Suits." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (644 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #371: "Wake Up From the Nightmare." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (734 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #370: "Evil Hath Befallen the Trojans . . . and the Mets." Features audio samples by freesound. Hooray for freesound! Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.9 MB, 1 min., 19 sec.)

Episode #369: "I Want to Live." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3 MB, 51 sec.)

Episode #368: "Places That Suck You In." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.3 MB, 1 min., 39 sec.)

Episode #367: "The Role of the Millenium Ferris Wheel in History and the Arts." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3 MB, 57 sec.)

Episode #366: "Look Out! It's Falling!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (832 kb, 36 sec.)

Episode #365: "Going on Hiatus." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (720 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #364: "Juvenile and Immature (Echoes of My Mother)." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1 MB, 49 sec.)

Episode #363: "Our Perceptions of Each Other and Our Self-Perceptions." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1 MB, 44 sec.)

Episode #362: "I Can't Accept Compliments." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (592 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #361: "Stockhausen!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (830 kb, 35 sec.)

Episode #360: "I Need a Special Kind of Reverb." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2 MB, 1 min., 28 sec.)

Episode #359: "A Handsome Chest (Not the Antiques Roadshow Kind)." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (835 kb, 37 sec.)

Episode #358: "I'm A Big-Picture Visionary." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (970 kb, 40 sec.)

Episode #357: "Richard Serra Sculpture Retrospective at MoMA." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 1 min., 8 sec.)

Episode #356: "Labor Day Weekend Is Upon Us." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 48 sec.)

Episode #355: "The Last-Gasp-of-Summer Grab Bag." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.4 MB, 2 min., 42 sec.)

Episode #354: "Buying Clothing." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (883 kb, 34 sec.)

Episode #353: "What the Future Will Be Like." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (909 kb, 37 sec.)

Episode #352: "Why Don't You Wear Something Different?" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (883 kb, 34 sec.)

Episode #351: "Eating Candy at Work." Posted late owing to server failure. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (801 kb, 33 sec.)

Episode #350: "Age Differential." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.0 MB, 1 min., 21 sec.)

Episode #349: "Compact Fluorescent Lamps." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.4 MB, 1 min., 45 sec.)

Episode #348: "Women + The Music of Frank Zappa = No Women." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (792 kb, 34 sec.)

Episode #347: "Zero-Star Reviews." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.7 MB, 1 min., 58 sec.)

Episode #346: "No More Ideas." Sorry! Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.7 MB, 1 min., 58 sec.)

Episode #345: "What Kind of Girl . . . Are You?" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (614 kb, 26 sec.)

Episode #344: "MIDI Problem (and Pronunciation of 'Kludge')." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (872 kb, 38 sec.)

Episode #343: "Free Synthesizers." The free synthesizers used were TripleCheese (melody) and Automat (bass), processed with a variety of AU plug-ins hosted in GarageBand. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1 MB, 45 sec.)

Episode #342: "Your Indie Feature." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (872 kb, 38 sec.)

Episode #341: "Do You Know Your Own Worth?" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (829 kb, 36 sec.)

Episode #340: "'I'm Really Tired." One bad word was deleted, and one audio edit was made. Can you hear it? Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5 MB, 1 min., 8 sec.)

Episode #339: "The Perseid Meteor Shower 2007." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5 MB, 1 min., 7 sec.)

Episode #338: "iPod Divination." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (4.1 MB, 2 min., 57 sec.)

Episode #337: "Doris Kearns Goodwin!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 56 sec.)

Episode #336: "An Original Recipe." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.7 MB, 1 min., 13 sec.)

Episode #335: "Are All Women?" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (684 kb, 28 sec.)

Episode #334: "Eleven Years in One Room." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.7 MB, 1 min., 11 sec.)

Episode #333: "Tiny Child." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (611 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #332: "An Hour of Classical Music in the Morning." Incidental music by Tom X. Chao. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1,019 kb, 43 sec.)

Episode #331: "I'm Going to See the Richard Serra Retrospective at MoMA!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (739 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #330: "Three Current Obsessions." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.8 MB, 1 min., 50 sec.)

Episode #329: "No Fun in the Summertime." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 50 sec.)

Episode #328: "Lighters on Planes." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5 MB, 1 min., 5 sec.)

Episode #327: "My Review of Sennheiser HD 202 Headphones." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.5 MB, 2 min., 31 sec.)

Episode #326: "An Idea for a New Musical." Badly written, performed, and recorded by Tom X. Chao. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (987 kb, 43 sec.)

Episode #324: "I CAN HAS???????" Please make up your own mental pictures to go with today's peculiar utterance. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (819 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #324: "Can't We Be Friends?" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.3 MB, 1 min., 36 sec.)

Episode #323: "Your All-Time Favorite Movies." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (945 kb, 39 sec.)

Episode #322: "Facial Hair." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (839 kb, 37 sec.)

Episode #321: "Savage Heartbreak--Again!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (719 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #320: "I Love Maynard's Wine Gums!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.2 MB, 1 min., 54 sec.)

Episode #319: "That Guy Has a Really Pretty Girlfriend" or "I'm Very Depressed Today." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 54 sec.)

Episode #318: "Tom's Return from Canada." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 1 min., 7 sec.)

Episode #317: "Eigenaardige Uiting." Written, translated, and uttered by Rosalie Purvis. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (979 kb, 41 sec.)

Episode #316: "The Origin of Toronto's Name." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (674 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #315: "Toronto, Get Ready!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.5 MB, 1 min., 26 sec.)

Episode #314: "Happy Fourth of July." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 53 sec.)

Episode #313: "My Indifference to Any Particular Details Concerning The Blue Nile." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 49 sec.)

Episode #312: "Fripp - Jeopardy." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2 MB, 1 min., 7 sec.)

Episode #311: "Health Food." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (829 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #310: "Don't Do the Diet Dew." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (599 kb, 20 sec.)

Episode #309: "Farewell to Teresa's." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.8 MB, 1 min., 23 sec.)

Episode #308: "The Sepulcher." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (681 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #307: "Welcome, Summer! It's Been a Bad Year So Far." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 51 sec.)

Episode #306: "Facebook." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2 MB, 1 min., 12 sec.)

Episode #305: "iPod." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 46 sec.)

Episode #304: "Mars Is Not." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (845 kb, 30 sec.)

Episode #303: "Upper West Side Jewish Woman." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.1 MB, 1 min., 47 sec.)

Episode #302: "Savage Heartbreak." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.7 MB, 1 min.)

Episode #301: "Practical Joke." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (692 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #300: "300th Podcast!" Please post your comments on http://txc.libsyn.com. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.8 MB, 56 sec.)

Episode #299: "Six Different Women." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3 MB, 44 sec.)

Episode #298: "Your Nude Erotic Dance." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 47 sec.)

Episode #297: "Dream Woman." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.7 MB, 54 sec.)

Episode #296: "Broken Wineglass." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.1MB, 1 min, 14 sec.)