Episode #329: "No Fun in the Summertime." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 50 sec.)

Episode #328: "Lighters on Planes." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5 MB, 1 min., 5 sec.)

Episode #327: "My Review of Sennheiser HD 202 Headphones." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.5 MB, 2 min., 31 sec.)

Episode #326: "An Idea for a New Musical." Badly written, performed, and recorded by Tom X. Chao. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (987 kb, 43 sec.)

Episode #324: "I CAN HAS???????" Please make up your own mental pictures to go with today's peculiar utterance. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (819 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #324: "Can't We Be Friends?" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.3 MB, 1 min., 36 sec.)

Episode #323: "Your All-Time Favorite Movies." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (945 kb, 39 sec.)

Episode #322: "Facial Hair." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (839 kb, 37 sec.)

Episode #321: "Savage Heartbreak--Again!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (719 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #320: "I Love Maynard's Wine Gums!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.2 MB, 1 min., 54 sec.)

Episode #319: "That Guy Has a Really Pretty Girlfriend" or "I'm Very Depressed Today." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 54 sec.)

Episode #318: "Tom's Return from Canada." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 1 min., 7 sec.)

Episode #317: "Eigenaardige Uiting." Written, translated, and uttered by Rosalie Purvis. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (979 kb, 41 sec.)

Episode #316: "The Origin of Toronto's Name." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (674 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #315: "Toronto, Get Ready!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.5 MB, 1 min., 26 sec.)

Episode #314: "Happy Fourth of July." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 53 sec.)

Episode #313: "My Indifference to Any Particular Details Concerning The Blue Nile." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 49 sec.)

Episode #312: "Fripp - Jeopardy." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2 MB, 1 min., 7 sec.)

Episode #311: "Health Food." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (829 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #310: "Don't Do the Diet Dew." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (599 kb, 20 sec.)

Episode #309: "Farewell to Teresa's." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.8 MB, 1 min., 23 sec.)

Episode #308: "The Sepulcher." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (681 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #307: "Welcome, Summer! It's Been a Bad Year So Far." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 51 sec.)

Episode #306: "Facebook." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2 MB, 1 min., 12 sec.)

Episode #305: "iPod." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 46 sec.)

Episode #304: "Mars Is Not." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (845 kb, 30 sec.)

Episode #303: "Upper West Side Jewish Woman." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.1 MB, 1 min., 47 sec.)

Episode #302: "Savage Heartbreak." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.7 MB, 1 min.)

Episode #301: "Practical Joke." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (692 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #300: "300th Podcast!" Please post your comments on http://txc.libsyn.com. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.8 MB, 56 sec.)

Episode #299: "Six Different Women." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3 MB, 44 sec.)

Episode #298: "Your Nude Erotic Dance." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 47 sec.)

Episode #297: "Dream Woman." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.7 MB, 54 sec.)

Episode #296: "Broken Wineglass." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.1MB, 1 min, 14 sec.)

Episode #295: "Throwing Myself at Your Feet." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (947 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #294: "Another 'This Is the New American Theatre' Promo and Hello to Canadian Fringe Friends." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.2 MB, 1 min 15 sec.)

Episode #293: "Irritate a Woman." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (709 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #292: "Theater Producers." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (618 kb, 20 sec.)

Episode #291: "Dream Supergroup." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 37 sec.)

Episode #290: "Die Alone." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (866 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #289: "Hastily Slapped-Together Promo for 'This Is the New American Theatre'." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5MB, 50 sec.)

Episode #288: "Café in a Dream." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (874 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #287: "Every Neighborhood in Manhattan." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB kb, 39 sec.)

Episode #286: "Today's Science Fact." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (935 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #285: "Floor Exercise." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (890 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #284: "Not a Gay Robot." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (831 kb, 28 sec.)

Episode #283: "Three Songs to Play." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.6MB, 2 min 2 sec.)

Episode #282: "Make Your Voice Go into Here." Featuring Melissa Roth. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 39 sec.)

Episode #281: "Fried Chicken." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 36 sec.)

Episode #280: "Live in the City." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (805 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #279: "Joan Armatrading's 'I Wanna Hold You'." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (918 kb, 33 sec.)

Episode #278: "Friday Grab Bag." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.9MB, 1 min. 8 sec.)

Episode #277: "Scott Tries to Help Tom Find a Woman." Uttered and co-written by Scott Ressler. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1,2MB, 43 sec.)

Episode #276: "I Must Take My Cat to the Vet." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (833,2 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #275: "June Brides." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (687.4 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #274: "Enk!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3MB, 43 sec.)

Episode #273: "A Safety Song for Grownups Including Governor Corzine." Composed, arranged, and sung by Tom X. Chao. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (951 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #272: "The Lesbians Have Arrived." Contains an audio sample by tobyk. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (951 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #271: "John Harlacher Explains Tom X. Chao's Philosophy." Written and uttered by John Harlacher. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 37 sec.)

Episode #270: "Pink Popcorn." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (739 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #269: "Caffeine Withdrawal." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 35 sec.)

Episode #268: "The Deep End of the Pool." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (777 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #267: "Your Identical Twin Sister." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (884 kb, 30 sec.)

Episode #266: "The Word 'Platonically.'" Not suitable for children. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (904 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #265: "Fooooooood Blog!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (622 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #264: "The First Warm Day of Spring." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (768 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #263: "Earth Day 2007." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6MB, 55 sec.)

Episode #262: "So Desirable." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (610 kb, 20 sec.)

There is no new Peculiar Utterance of the Day today, Wednesday, April 18, 2007.

Episode #261: "Danny Bowes Presents 'This Is the New American Theatre.'" Uttered by Danny Bowes. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.8MB, 59 sec.)

Episode #260: "People You Already Know." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (843 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #259: "It's That Time of Year Again." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (810 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #258: "Vietnamese Pork Chops." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (885 kb, 30 sec.)

Episode #257: "Filthy, Disgusting Windows." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (687 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #256: "Eat Something Healthy Tomorrow." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (866 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #255: "Soul to Lose." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (594 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #254: "My Self-Perception." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (827 kb, 28 sec.)

Episode #253: "Maturity." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (540 kb, 17 sec.)

Episode #252: "An Old Woman And A Little Girl." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (654 kb, 22 sec.)

Episode #251: "Hawaiian Rain Glossary." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (738 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #250: "Sara Moulton and Julia Child." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1023 kb, 36 sec.)

Episode #249: "A Huge Pile." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (968 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #248: "Everything In Life." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (767 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #247: "You Don't Understand (A Partially Completed Song)." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (763 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #246: "Cooking Seafood." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (703 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #245: "A Delicate Flower." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (638 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #244: "A Derogatory Term For The Residents Of London, Ontario." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 35 sec.)

Episode #243: "Take-Home Chef." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 41 sec.)

Episode #242: "I'm Going To Play The Piano Like I've Got Five Fingers On Each Hand." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (837 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #241: "Standard Utterance of the Day." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (949 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #240: "Woman, What Are You Doing?" Thanks and a tip of the hat to Rosalie Purvis. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (600 kb, 19 sec.)

Episode #239: "Final Thoughts Before The Last Performance of The Peculiar Utterance of the Day: Live on Stage!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.6 MB, 1 min 34 sec.)

Episode #238: "Petty Grievances." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.3 MB, 1 min 12 sec.)

Episode #237: "Wonky Show #4." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3 MB, 43 sec.)

Episode #236: "More Comments About Can't Get Started At The FRIGID New York Festival." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.7 MB, 1 min 34 sec.)

Episode #234: "NYTheatre.com Review & Plea For Everyone To See Can't Get Started." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.8 MB, 1 min 39 sec.)

Episode #234: "Comments About The Opening Night of The Peculiar Utterance of the Day: Live on Stage!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.3 MB, 1 min 14 sec.)

Episode #233: "Mary Teague Says Don't Not Have A Type!" Featuring Josephine Cashman. Contains a sound sample by wanna73. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 60 sec.)

Episode #232: "Please Listen to Tom's Interview on NYTheatre.com." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5 MB, 46 sec.)