Episode #371: "Wake Up From the Nightmare." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (734 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #370: "Evil Hath Befallen the Trojans . . . and the Mets." Features audio samples by freesound. Hooray for freesound! Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.9 MB, 1 min., 19 sec.)

Episode #369: "I Want to Live." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3 MB, 51 sec.)

Episode #368: "Places That Suck You In." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.3 MB, 1 min., 39 sec.)

Episode #367: "The Role of the Millenium Ferris Wheel in History and the Arts." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3 MB, 57 sec.)

Episode #366: "Look Out! It's Falling!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (832 kb, 36 sec.)

Episode #365: "Going on Hiatus." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (720 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #364: "Juvenile and Immature (Echoes of My Mother)." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1 MB, 49 sec.)

Episode #363: "Our Perceptions of Each Other and Our Self-Perceptions." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1 MB, 44 sec.)

Episode #362: "I Can't Accept Compliments." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (592 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #361: "Stockhausen!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (830 kb, 35 sec.)

Episode #360: "I Need a Special Kind of Reverb." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2 MB, 1 min., 28 sec.)

Episode #359: "A Handsome Chest (Not the Antiques Roadshow Kind)." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (835 kb, 37 sec.)

Episode #358: "I'm A Big-Picture Visionary." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (970 kb, 40 sec.)

Episode #357: "Richard Serra Sculpture Retrospective at MoMA." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 1 min., 8 sec.)

Episode #356: "Labor Day Weekend Is Upon Us." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 48 sec.)

Episode #355: "The Last-Gasp-of-Summer Grab Bag." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.4 MB, 2 min., 42 sec.)

Episode #354: "Buying Clothing." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (883 kb, 34 sec.)

Episode #353: "What the Future Will Be Like." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (909 kb, 37 sec.)

Episode #352: "Why Don't You Wear Something Different?" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (883 kb, 34 sec.)

Episode #351: "Eating Candy at Work." Posted late owing to server failure. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (801 kb, 33 sec.)

Episode #350: "Age Differential." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.0 MB, 1 min., 21 sec.)

Episode #349: "Compact Fluorescent Lamps." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.4 MB, 1 min., 45 sec.)

Episode #348: "Women + The Music of Frank Zappa = No Women." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (792 kb, 34 sec.)

Episode #347: "Zero-Star Reviews." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.7 MB, 1 min., 58 sec.)

Episode #346: "No More Ideas." Sorry! Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.7 MB, 1 min., 58 sec.)

Episode #345: "What Kind of Girl . . . Are You?" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (614 kb, 26 sec.)

Episode #344: "MIDI Problem (and Pronunciation of 'Kludge')." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (872 kb, 38 sec.)

Episode #343: "Free Synthesizers." The free synthesizers used were TripleCheese (melody) and Automat (bass), processed with a variety of AU plug-ins hosted in GarageBand. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1 MB, 45 sec.)

Episode #342: "Your Indie Feature." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (872 kb, 38 sec.)

Episode #341: "Do You Know Your Own Worth?" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (829 kb, 36 sec.)

Episode #340: "'I'm Really Tired." One bad word was deleted, and one audio edit was made. Can you hear it? Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5 MB, 1 min., 8 sec.)

Episode #339: "The Perseid Meteor Shower 2007." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5 MB, 1 min., 7 sec.)

Episode #338: "iPod Divination." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (4.1 MB, 2 min., 57 sec.)

Episode #337: "Doris Kearns Goodwin!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 56 sec.)

Episode #336: "An Original Recipe." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.7 MB, 1 min., 13 sec.)

Episode #335: "Are All Women?" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (684 kb, 28 sec.)

Episode #334: "Eleven Years in One Room." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.7 MB, 1 min., 11 sec.)

Episode #333: "Tiny Child." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (611 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #332: "An Hour of Classical Music in the Morning." Incidental music by Tom X. Chao. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1,019 kb, 43 sec.)

Episode #331: "I'm Going to See the Richard Serra Retrospective at MoMA!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (739 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #330: "Three Current Obsessions." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.8 MB, 1 min., 50 sec.)

Episode #329: "No Fun in the Summertime." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 50 sec.)

Episode #328: "Lighters on Planes." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5 MB, 1 min., 5 sec.)

Episode #327: "My Review of Sennheiser HD 202 Headphones." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.5 MB, 2 min., 31 sec.)

Episode #326: "An Idea for a New Musical." Badly written, performed, and recorded by Tom X. Chao. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (987 kb, 43 sec.)

Episode #324: "I CAN HAS???????" Please make up your own mental pictures to go with today's peculiar utterance. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (819 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #324: "Can't We Be Friends?" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.3 MB, 1 min., 36 sec.)

Episode #323: "Your All-Time Favorite Movies." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (945 kb, 39 sec.)

Episode #322: "Facial Hair." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (839 kb, 37 sec.)

Episode #321: "Savage Heartbreak--Again!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (719 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #320: "I Love Maynard's Wine Gums!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.2 MB, 1 min., 54 sec.)

Episode #319: "That Guy Has a Really Pretty Girlfriend" or "I'm Very Depressed Today." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 54 sec.)

Episode #318: "Tom's Return from Canada." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 1 min., 7 sec.)

Episode #317: "Eigenaardige Uiting." Written, translated, and uttered by Rosalie Purvis. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (979 kb, 41 sec.)

Episode #316: "The Origin of Toronto's Name." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (674 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #315: "Toronto, Get Ready!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.5 MB, 1 min., 26 sec.)

Episode #314: "Happy Fourth of July." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 53 sec.)

Episode #313: "My Indifference to Any Particular Details Concerning The Blue Nile." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 49 sec.)

Episode #312: "Fripp - Jeopardy." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2 MB, 1 min., 7 sec.)

Episode #311: "Health Food." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (829 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #310: "Don't Do the Diet Dew." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (599 kb, 20 sec.)

Episode #309: "Farewell to Teresa's." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.8 MB, 1 min., 23 sec.)

Episode #308: "The Sepulcher." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (681 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #307: "Welcome, Summer! It's Been a Bad Year So Far." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 51 sec.)

Episode #306: "Facebook." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2 MB, 1 min., 12 sec.)

Episode #305: "iPod." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 46 sec.)

Episode #304: "Mars Is Not." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (845 kb, 30 sec.)

Episode #303: "Upper West Side Jewish Woman." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.1 MB, 1 min., 47 sec.)

Episode #302: "Savage Heartbreak." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.7 MB, 1 min.)

Episode #301: "Practical Joke." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (692 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #300: "300th Podcast!" Please post your comments on http://txc.libsyn.com. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.8 MB, 56 sec.)

Episode #299: "Six Different Women." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3 MB, 44 sec.)

Episode #298: "Your Nude Erotic Dance." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 47 sec.)

Episode #297: "Dream Woman." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.7 MB, 54 sec.)

Episode #296: "Broken Wineglass." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.1MB, 1 min, 14 sec.)

Episode #295: "Throwing Myself at Your Feet." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (947 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #294: "Another 'This Is the New American Theatre' Promo and Hello to Canadian Fringe Friends." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.2 MB, 1 min 15 sec.)

Episode #293: "Irritate a Woman." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (709 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #292: "Theater Producers." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (618 kb, 20 sec.)

Episode #291: "Dream Supergroup." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 37 sec.)

Episode #290: "Die Alone." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (866 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #289: "Hastily Slapped-Together Promo for 'This Is the New American Theatre'." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5MB, 50 sec.)

Episode #288: "Café in a Dream." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (874 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #287: "Every Neighborhood in Manhattan." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB kb, 39 sec.)

Episode #286: "Today's Science Fact." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (935 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #285: "Floor Exercise." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (890 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #284: "Not a Gay Robot." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (831 kb, 28 sec.)

Episode #283: "Three Songs to Play." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.6MB, 2 min 2 sec.)

Episode #282: "Make Your Voice Go into Here." Featuring Melissa Roth. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 39 sec.)

Episode #281: "Fried Chicken." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 36 sec.)

Episode #280: "Live in the City." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (805 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #279: "Joan Armatrading's 'I Wanna Hold You'." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (918 kb, 33 sec.)

Episode #278: "Friday Grab Bag." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.9MB, 1 min. 8 sec.)

Episode #277: "Scott Tries to Help Tom Find a Woman." Uttered and co-written by Scott Ressler. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1,2MB, 43 sec.)

Episode #276: "I Must Take My Cat to the Vet." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (833,2 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #275: "June Brides." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (687.4 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #274: "Enk!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3MB, 43 sec.)

Episode #273: "A Safety Song for Grownups Including Governor Corzine." Composed, arranged, and sung by Tom X. Chao. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (951 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #272: "The Lesbians Have Arrived." Contains an audio sample by tobyk. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (951 kb, 32 sec.)