Episode #384: "I Want Cake to Be Shaped Like Cake." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3 MB, 56 sec.)

Episode #383: "This Party Sucks and You're All a Bunch of A--holes!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (772 kb, 33 sec.)

Episode #382: "Tom Talking to an Actress During a Post-Show Schmooze, Anywhere, Anytime." Features a sound sample by Fogma. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 1 min., 10 sec.)

Episode #381: "Charles Merzbacher's Advice to Me Before Moving to New York City, Recalled from the Distant Past." Written, performed, and recorded by Professor Charles Merzbacher. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1 MB, 46 sec.)

Episode #380: "Digital Performer Is The Future." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.4 MB, 1 min., 44 sec.)

Episode #379: "Pattern Gate Test." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (886 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #378: "The First Sequence Created Using Mark of the Unicorn's Digital Performer 5.12 Audio Sequencer." Created entirely using virtual instruments and plug-ins included with DP 5.12. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (829 kb, 37 sec.)

Episode #377: "Take Pictures." Includes a sound sample by sagetyrtle from Freesound. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5 MB, 1 min.)

Episode #376: "Callous Dismissal." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 54 sec.)

Episode #375: "USC's Loss to Stanford, October 6, 2007." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.8 MB, 1 min., 16 sec.)