Episode #271: "John Harlacher Explains Tom X. Chao's Philosophy." Written and uttered by John Harlacher. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 37 sec.)

Episode #270: "Pink Popcorn." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (739 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #269: "Caffeine Withdrawal." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 35 sec.)

Episode #268: "The Deep End of the Pool." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (777 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #267: "Your Identical Twin Sister." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (884 kb, 30 sec.)

Episode #266: "The Word 'Platonically.'" Not suitable for children. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (904 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #265: "Fooooooood Blog!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (622 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #264: "The First Warm Day of Spring." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (768 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #263: "Earth Day 2007." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6MB, 55 sec.)

Episode #262: "So Desirable." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (610 kb, 20 sec.)

There is no new Peculiar Utterance of the Day today, Wednesday, April 18, 2007.

Episode #261: "Danny Bowes Presents 'This Is the New American Theatre.'" Uttered by Danny Bowes. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.8MB, 59 sec.)

Episode #260: "People You Already Know." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (843 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #259: "It's That Time of Year Again." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (810 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #258: "Vietnamese Pork Chops." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (885 kb, 30 sec.)

Episode #257: "Filthy, Disgusting Windows." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (687 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #256: "Eat Something Healthy Tomorrow." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (866 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #255: "Soul to Lose." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (594 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #254: "My Self-Perception." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (827 kb, 28 sec.)

Episode #253: "Maturity." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (540 kb, 17 sec.)

Episode #252: "An Old Woman And A Little Girl." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (654 kb, 22 sec.)

Episode #251: "Hawaiian Rain Glossary." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (738 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #250: "Sara Moulton and Julia Child." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1023 kb, 36 sec.)

Episode #249: "A Huge Pile." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (968 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #248: "Everything In Life." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (767 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #247: "You Don't Understand (A Partially Completed Song)." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (763 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #246: "Cooking Seafood." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (703 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #245: "A Delicate Flower." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (638 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #244: "A Derogatory Term For The Residents Of London, Ontario." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 35 sec.)

Episode #243: "Take-Home Chef." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 41 sec.)

Episode #242: "I'm Going To Play The Piano Like I've Got Five Fingers On Each Hand." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (837 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #241: "Standard Utterance of the Day." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (949 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #240: "Woman, What Are You Doing?" Thanks and a tip of the hat to Rosalie Purvis. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (600 kb, 19 sec.)

Episode #239: "Final Thoughts Before The Last Performance of The Peculiar Utterance of the Day: Live on Stage!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.6 MB, 1 min 34 sec.)

Episode #238: "Petty Grievances." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.3 MB, 1 min 12 sec.)

Episode #237: "Wonky Show #4." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3 MB, 43 sec.)

Episode #236: "More Comments About Can't Get Started At The FRIGID New York Festival." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.7 MB, 1 min 34 sec.)

Episode #234: "NYTheatre.com Review & Plea For Everyone To See Can't Get Started." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.8 MB, 1 min 39 sec.)

Episode #234: "Comments About The Opening Night of The Peculiar Utterance of the Day: Live on Stage!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.3 MB, 1 min 14 sec.)

Episode #233: "Mary Teague Says Don't Not Have A Type!" Featuring Josephine Cashman. Contains a sound sample by wanna73. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 60 sec.)

Episode #232: "Please Listen to Tom's Interview on NYTheatre.com." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5 MB, 46 sec.)

Episode #231: "Tom Is Too Busy." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (728 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #230: "Tom Explains More About The Peculiar Utterance of the Day: Live on Stage!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.8 MB, 59 sec.)

Episode #229: "Madame Zamolodchikova Implores You To Attend The Peculiar Utterance of the Day: Live on Stage!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3 MB, 1 min 50 sec.)

Episode #228: "One-Year Anniversary!" Features sound samples by dobroide, acclivity, and Mr_Sensible. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.8 MB, 1 min 0 sec.)

Episode #227: "Gyda's Promo." Written and uttered by Gyda Arber. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 48 sec.)

Episode #225: "Danny's Promo." Written and uttered by Danny Bowes. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3 MB, 1 min 42 sec.)

Episode #225: "Josephine's Second Promo." Featuring Josephine Cashman. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 43 sec.)

Episode #224: "Watching the Ocean." Featuring Danny Bowes. Contains a sound sample by sazman. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (836 kb, 30 sec.)

Episode #222: "Stop Waving." Featuring Josephine Cashman. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (509 kb, 17 sec.)

Episode #222: "My New Dramaturge, Rosalie, Attempts to Explain My Work to Me." Featuring Rosalie Purvis. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 43 sec.)

Episode #221: "Strange and Boring." Featuring Danny Bowes. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (593 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #220: "Two Words from Josephine Cashman About The Peculiar Utterance of the Day: Live on Stage!" Featuring Josephine Cashman. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 41 sec.)

Episode #219: "How Do You Feel About Theater Festivals?" Featuring Gyda Arber. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (948 kb, 35 sec.)

Episode #218: "Post-Valentine's Day." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 40 sec.)

Episode #217: "Support Public Television" Written and uttered by special guest Danny Bowes. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (512 kb, 17 sec.)

Episode #216: "Why Did It Snow So Much?" Featuring Gyda Arber. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (498 kb, 16 sec.)

Episode #215: "Hair Conspiracy Theory." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (840 kb, 28 sec.)

Episode #214: "Robots Sing the PUotD Theme Song." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5MB, 53 sec.)

Episode #213: "Symphonic Poem or Tone Poem." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (696 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #212: "Harms Animals." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (747 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #211: "Have You Met Anyone?" Featuring Rosalie Purvis. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (623 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #210: "I've Been Forcing Myself." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (557 kb, 18 sec.)

Episode #209: "Super Bowl Party." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 35 sec.)

Episode #208: "Hook Up." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (727 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #207: "Aluminum Foil." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (890 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #206: "T-Dot." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 37 sec.)

Episode #205: "Pigeon Foot." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.9MB, 1 min. 36 sec.)

Episode #204: "Ragtime Music." Features a recording of me trying to play the first 16 bars of "Maple Leaf Rag." No digital editing, quantization, or tempo adjustment was used, except for increasing the note-on velocity of exactly one note. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (917 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #203: "iTunes Music Library." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4MB, 48 sec.)

Episode #202: "Got Married." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (656 kb, 22 sec.)

Episode #201: "When You Look Pretty." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (639 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #200: "Laugh Infrequently." 200 episodes and still going strong! Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 36 sec.)

Episode #199: "Girly Girl." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (739 kb, 26 sec.)

Episode #198: "Short Pens." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3MB, 44 sec.)

Episode #197: "Song: I Understand A Lot." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3MB, 44 sec.)

Episode #196: "Installing Additional RAM." Features sound samples by Freed and Zeno_Izen. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.1MB, 1 min. 12 sec.)

Episode #195: "Couldn't Sleep." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.1MB, 1 min. 11 sec.)

Episode #194: "Gonna Beat You." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (598 kb, 18 sec.)

Episode #193: "Scavenger Hunt." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5MB, 51 sec.)

Episode #192: "Sorry I Interrupted." Features sound samples by adcbicycle, FreqMan, gezortenplotz, and man. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (854 kb, 28 sec.)

Episode #191: "Forward or Backward." Features sound samples by suonho. Please note that new episodes are now being made available at 6:00 am EST, as it does not make sense for people in the Pacific Time Zone to get them at 9 pm. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 30 sec.)

Episode #190: "My Birthday Warning to the Children." Features a sound sample by RHumphries. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.7MB, 1 min. 8 sec.)

Episode #189: "Lint Brush." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (996 kb, 37 sec.)

Episode #188: "Shave My Head." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (591 kb, 19 sec.)

Episode #187: "USC Trojans' Rose Bowl Victory" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4MB, 48 sec.)

Episode #186: "Final Podcast of the Year!" Please vote for your three favorite podcasts of 2006 by leaving a comment on the website. Thank you. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.7MB, 57 sec.)

Episode #185: "Erin Hates Winter, As Do I." Featuring Erin Leahy. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.4MB, 47 sec.)

Episode #184: "Rose Bowl 2007 Preview." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.3MB, 45 sec.)

Episode #183: "A Special Unfinished Holiday Song: Santa Is So F------ Magical!" Here's a special holiday treat for listeners, a song I started last year and haven't finished yet. Inappropriate words have been omitted. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.4MB, 45 sec.)

Episode #181: "Their Women Are Not Attractive." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (710 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #181: "Is This Wine Any Good?" Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (708 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #180: "Eric Rohmer II." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (867 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #179: "The Four-Limb Strike!" Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (982 kb, 34 sec.)

Episode #178: "Touchdown Celebration." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (991 kb, 33 sec.)

Episode #177: "Aleatoric Music." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1,013 kb, 33 sec.)

Episode #176: "Interment of My Remains." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (894 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #175: "Signature Drink." Featuring Erin Leahy. Includes an audio sample by dcaudio. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (821 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #174: "An Eric Rohmer Teen Sex Romp." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (794 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #173: "Dear Santa." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (2.1MB, 71 sec.)