Episode #411: "Let's Do It in Central Park!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (468 kb, 18 sec.)

Episode #410: "Standing on Ocean Beach in San Francisco, Sunday, November 25, 2007." First podcast made using the Belkin TuneTalk iPod microphone. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5 MB, 1 min.)

Episode #409: "She's So Attractive." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (559 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #408: "Santa's Message." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 51 sec.)

There is no Peculiar Utterance of the Day today, the day after Thanksgiving (US).

There is no Peculiar Utterance of the Day today, Thanksgiving (US).

Episode #407: "Thanksgiving 2007, and a Funny Video on YouTube." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 1 min, 9 sec.)

Episode #406: "Richard Harrington and His Relationship to Visual Art." Written and uttered by Richard Harrington. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.2 MB, 2 min., 2 sec.)

Episode #405: "Lose Your Expectations." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (844 kb, 36 sec.)

Episode #404: "Scenes of Violence." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (803 kb, 34 sec.)

Episode #403: "When in Doubt, You Can't Go Wrong by Worshipping Robert Fripp." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (612 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #402: "Travel-Size Toiletries." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3 MB, 54 sec.)

Episode #401: "Who Makes the Food?" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (557 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #400: "The 400th Episode of The Peculiar Utterance of the Day Podcast!" Features guest appearances by Richard Harrington, John Harlacher, Seth Madej, and Mike Urdaneta. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.3 MB, 1 min., 35 sec.)

Episode #399: "The 2nd Anniversary of Tom's G5 iMac!" Features a sound sample by wanna73. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 49 sec.)

Episode #398: "She's Hot." Featuring John Harlacher. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (634 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #397: Seth's Food Blog: Casimir, New York. Written (mostly) and uttered by Seth Madej. Posted late owing to unknown podcast host failure. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3 MB, 50 sec.)

Episode #396: "My Review of Zappa Plays Zappa, Oct. 31, 2007, Beacon Theater, NY." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (5.3 MB, 4 min., 4 sec.)

Episode #395: "This Coffee." Featuring John Harlacher. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (451 kb, 17 sec.)

Episode #394: "Mix Automation." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 55 sec.)

Episode #393: "Mike Gives Advice to Potential Podcast Guests, and Enrages Tom." Written and uttered by Mike Urdaneta. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (751 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #392: "Three Frightening Things, for Halloween 2007." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.1 MB, 2 min., 19 sec.)

Episode #391: "Così Sandwiches." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.1 MB, 1 min., 33 sec.)̀

Episode #390: "She Is Complicated." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 1 min., 10 sec.)

Episode #389: "The Ephemeral Nature of the World Wide Web." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 48 sec.)

Episode #388: "Female Genital Mutilation." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3 MB, 56 sec.)

Episode #387: "The Contents of My Pockets." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.1 MB, 2 min., 12 sec.)

Episode #386: "Consult the Oracle." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.6 MB, 2 min., 2 sec.)

Episode #385: "Sneaking Beer into the Theater." Includes a sound sample by Stickinthemud. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 1 min., 8 sec.)

Episode #384: "I Want Cake to Be Shaped Like Cake." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3 MB, 56 sec.)

Episode #383: "This Party Sucks and You're All a Bunch of A--holes!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (772 kb, 33 sec.)

Episode #382: "Tom Talking to an Actress During a Post-Show Schmooze, Anywhere, Anytime." Features a sound sample by Fogma. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 1 min., 10 sec.)

Episode #381: "Charles Merzbacher's Advice to Me Before Moving to New York City, Recalled from the Distant Past." Written, performed, and recorded by Professor Charles Merzbacher. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1 MB, 46 sec.)

Episode #380: "Digital Performer Is The Future." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.4 MB, 1 min., 44 sec.)

Episode #379: "Pattern Gate Test." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (886 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #378: "The First Sequence Created Using Mark of the Unicorn's Digital Performer 5.12 Audio Sequencer." Created entirely using virtual instruments and plug-ins included with DP 5.12. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (829 kb, 37 sec.)

Episode #377: "Take Pictures." Includes a sound sample by sagetyrtle from Freesound. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5 MB, 1 min.)

Episode #376: "Callous Dismissal." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 54 sec.)

Episode #375: "USC's Loss to Stanford, October 6, 2007." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.8 MB, 1 min., 16 sec.)

Episode #374: "Friday Grab-bag (Again)." Features an audio sample by ippi_Stu from Freesound. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.2 MB, 2 min., 29 sec.)

Episode #373: "50th Anniversary of the Launch of Sputnik 1." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.7 MB, 1 min., 27 sec.)

Episode #372: "People Who Wear Suits." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (644 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #371: "Wake Up From the Nightmare." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (734 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #370: "Evil Hath Befallen the Trojans . . . and the Mets." Features audio samples by freesound. Hooray for freesound! Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.9 MB, 1 min., 19 sec.)

Episode #369: "I Want to Live." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3 MB, 51 sec.)

Episode #368: "Places That Suck You In." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.3 MB, 1 min., 39 sec.)

Episode #367: "The Role of the Millenium Ferris Wheel in History and the Arts." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3 MB, 57 sec.)

Episode #366: "Look Out! It's Falling!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (832 kb, 36 sec.)

The Peculiar Utterance of the Day podcast is still on hiatus. Cross your fingers for a safe return tomorrow. Tom is still alive as of 12:20 am EDT, Sunday, September 23.

The Peculiar Utterance of the Day podcast has gone on hiatus this week. My apologies to all twelve listeners. Tom is still alive as of 12:24 am EDT, Friday, September 21.

The Peculiar Utterance of the Day podcast has gone on hiatus this week. It's a great chance to revisit many of your favorite older episodes. Tom is still alive as of 8:30 am EDT, Thursday, September 20.

The Peculiar Utterance of the Day podcast has gone on hiatus this week. It's possible that it might not return until Tuesday, September 25. Tom is still alive as of 12:39 am EDT, Wednesday, September 19.

The Peculiar Utterance of the Day podcast has gone on hiatus this week. Tom is still alive as of 1:04 am EDT, Tuesday, September 18. Happy birthday, Robert!

The Peculiar Utterance of the Day podcast has gone on hiatus this week. Tom is still alive as of 12:54 am EDT, Monday, September 17.

Episode #365: "Going on Hiatus." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (720 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #364: "Juvenile and Immature (Echoes of My Mother)." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1 MB, 49 sec.)

Episode #363: "Our Perceptions of Each Other and Our Self-Perceptions." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1 MB, 44 sec.)

Episode #362: "I Can't Accept Compliments." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (592 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #361: "Stockhausen!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (830 kb, 35 sec.)

Episode #360: "I Need a Special Kind of Reverb." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2 MB, 1 min., 28 sec.)

Episode #359: "A Handsome Chest (Not the Antiques Roadshow Kind)." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (835 kb, 37 sec.)

Episode #358: "I'm A Big-Picture Visionary." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (970 kb, 40 sec.)

Episode #357: "Richard Serra Sculpture Retrospective at MoMA." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 1 min., 8 sec.)

There is no Peculiar Utterance of the Day today, Labor Day (US).

Episode #356: "Labor Day Weekend Is Upon Us." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 48 sec.)

Episode #355: "The Last-Gasp-of-Summer Grab Bag." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.4 MB, 2 min., 42 sec.)

Episode #354: "Buying Clothing." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (883 kb, 34 sec.)

Episode #353: "What the Future Will Be Like." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (909 kb, 37 sec.)

Episode #352: "Why Don't You Wear Something Different?" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (883 kb, 34 sec.)

Episode #351: "Eating Candy at Work." Posted late owing to server failure. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (801 kb, 33 sec.)

Episode #350: "Age Differential." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.0 MB, 1 min., 21 sec.)

Episode #349: "Compact Fluorescent Lamps." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.4 MB, 1 min., 45 sec.)

Episode #348: "Women + The Music of Frank Zappa = No Women." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (792 kb, 34 sec.)

Episode #347: "Zero-Star Reviews." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.7 MB, 1 min., 58 sec.)

Episode #346: "No More Ideas." Sorry! Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.7 MB, 1 min., 58 sec.)

Episode #345: "What Kind of Girl . . . Are You?" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (614 kb, 26 sec.)

Episode #344: "MIDI Problem (and Pronunciation of 'Kludge')." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (872 kb, 38 sec.)

Episode #343: "Free Synthesizers." The free synthesizers used were TripleCheese (melody) and Automat (bass), processed with a variety of AU plug-ins hosted in GarageBand. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1 MB, 45 sec.)

Episode #342: "Your Indie Feature." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (872 kb, 38 sec.)

Episode #341: "Do You Know Your Own Worth?" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (829 kb, 36 sec.)

Episode #340: "'I'm Really Tired." One bad word was deleted, and one audio edit was made. Can you hear it? Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5 MB, 1 min., 8 sec.)

Episode #339: "The Perseid Meteor Shower 2007." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5 MB, 1 min., 7 sec.)

Episode #338: "iPod Divination." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (4.1 MB, 2 min., 57 sec.)

Episode #337: "Doris Kearns Goodwin!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 56 sec.)

Episode #336: "An Original Recipe." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.7 MB, 1 min., 13 sec.)

Episode #335: "Are All Women?" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (684 kb, 28 sec.)

Episode #334: "Eleven Years in One Room." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.7 MB, 1 min., 11 sec.)

Episode #333: "Tiny Child." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (611 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #332: "An Hour of Classical Music in the Morning." Incidental music by Tom X. Chao. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1,019 kb, 43 sec.)

Episode #331: "I'm Going to See the Richard Serra Retrospective at MoMA!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (739 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #330: "Three Current Obsessions." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.8 MB, 1 min., 50 sec.)

Episode #329: "No Fun in the Summertime." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 50 sec.)

Episode #328: "Lighters on Planes." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5 MB, 1 min., 5 sec.)

Episode #327: "My Review of Sennheiser HD 202 Headphones." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.5 MB, 2 min., 31 sec.)

Episode #326: "An Idea for a New Musical." Badly written, performed, and recorded by Tom X. Chao. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (987 kb, 43 sec.)

Episode #324: "I CAN HAS???????" Please make up your own mental pictures to go with today's peculiar utterance. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (819 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #324: "Can't We Be Friends?" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.3 MB, 1 min., 36 sec.)

Episode #323: "Your All-Time Favorite Movies." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (945 kb, 39 sec.)

Episode #322: "Facial Hair." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (839 kb, 37 sec.)

Episode #321: "Savage Heartbreak--Again!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (719 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #320: "I Love Maynard's Wine Gums!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.2 MB, 1 min., 54 sec.)

Episode #319: "That Guy Has a Really Pretty Girlfriend" or "I'm Very Depressed Today." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 54 sec.)

Episode #318: "Tom's Return from Canada." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 1 min., 7 sec.)

Episode #317: "Eigenaardige Uiting." Written, translated, and uttered by Rosalie Purvis. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (979 kb, 41 sec.)

Episode #316: "The Origin of Toronto's Name." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (674 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #315: "Toronto, Get Ready!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.5 MB, 1 min., 26 sec.)

There is no Peculiar Utterance of the Day today, Independence Day (US).

Episode #314: "Happy Fourth of July." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 53 sec.)

Episode #313: "My Indifference to Any Particular Details Concerning The Blue Nile." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 49 sec.)

Episode #312: "Fripp - Jeopardy." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2 MB, 1 min., 7 sec.)

Episode #311: "Health Food." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (829 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #310: "Don't Do the Diet Dew." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (599 kb, 20 sec.)

Episode #309: "Farewell to Teresa's." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.8 MB, 1 min., 23 sec.)

Episode #308: "The Sepulcher." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (681 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #307: "Welcome, Summer! It's Been a Bad Year So Far." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 51 sec.)

Episode #306: "Facebook." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2 MB, 1 min., 12 sec.)

Episode #305: "iPod." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 46 sec.)

Episode #304: "Mars Is Not." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (845 kb, 30 sec.)

Episode #303: "Upper West Side Jewish Woman." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.1 MB, 1 min., 47 sec.)

Episode #302: "Savage Heartbreak." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.7 MB, 1 min.)

Episode #301: "Practical Joke." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (692 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #300: "300th Podcast!" Please post your comments on http://txc.libsyn.com. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.8 MB, 56 sec.)

Episode #299: "Six Different Women." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3 MB, 44 sec.)

Episode #298: "Your Nude Erotic Dance." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 47 sec.)

Episode #297: "Dream Woman." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.7 MB, 54 sec.)

Episode #296: "Broken Wineglass." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.1MB, 1 min, 14 sec.)

Episode #295: "Throwing Myself at Your Feet." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (947 kb, 31 sec.)

Episode #294: "Another 'This Is the New American Theatre' Promo and Hello to Canadian Fringe Friends." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.2 MB, 1 min 15 sec.)

Episode #293: "Irritate a Woman." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (709 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #292: "Theater Producers." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (618 kb, 20 sec.)

Episode #291: "Dream Supergroup." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 37 sec.)

Episode #290: "Die Alone." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (866 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #289: "Hastily Slapped-Together Promo for 'This Is the New American Theatre'." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5MB, 50 sec.)

There is no Peculiar Utterance of the Day today, Memorial Day (US).

Episode #288: "Café in a Dream." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (874 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #287: "Every Neighborhood in Manhattan." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB kb, 39 sec.)

Episode #286: "Today's Science Fact." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (935 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #285: "Floor Exercise." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (890 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #284: "Not a Gay Robot." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (831 kb, 28 sec.)

Episode #283: "Three Songs to Play." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3.6MB, 2 min 2 sec.)

Episode #282: "Make Your Voice Go into Here." Featuring Melissa Roth. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 39 sec.)

Episode #281: "Fried Chicken." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 36 sec.)

Episode #280: "Live in the City." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (805 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #279: "Joan Armatrading's 'I Wanna Hold You'." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (918 kb, 33 sec.)

Episode #278: "Friday Grab Bag." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.9MB, 1 min. 8 sec.)

Episode #277: "Scott Tries to Help Tom Find a Woman." Uttered and co-written by Scott Ressler. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1,2MB, 43 sec.)

Episode #276: "I Must Take My Cat to the Vet." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (833,2 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #275: "June Brides." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (687.4 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #274: "Enk!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3MB, 43 sec.)

Episode #273: "A Safety Song for Grownups Including Governor Corzine." Composed, arranged, and sung by Tom X. Chao. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (951 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #272: "The Lesbians Have Arrived." Contains an audio sample by tobyk. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (951 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #271: "John Harlacher Explains Tom X. Chao's Philosophy." Written and uttered by John Harlacher. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 37 sec.)

Episode #270: "Pink Popcorn." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (739 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #269: "Caffeine Withdrawal." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 35 sec.)

Episode #268: "The Deep End of the Pool." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (777 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #267: "Your Identical Twin Sister." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (884 kb, 30 sec.)

Episode #266: "The Word 'Platonically.'" Not suitable for children. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (904 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #265: "Fooooooood Blog!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (622 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #264: "The First Warm Day of Spring." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (768 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #263: "Earth Day 2007." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6MB, 55 sec.)

Episode #262: "So Desirable." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (610 kb, 20 sec.)

There is no new Peculiar Utterance of the Day today, Wednesday, April 18, 2007.

Episode #261: "Danny Bowes Presents 'This Is the New American Theatre.'" Uttered by Danny Bowes. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.8MB, 59 sec.)

Episode #260: "People You Already Know." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (843 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #259: "It's That Time of Year Again." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (810 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #258: "Vietnamese Pork Chops." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (885 kb, 30 sec.)

Episode #257: "Filthy, Disgusting Windows." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (687 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #256: "Eat Something Healthy Tomorrow." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (866 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #255: "Soul to Lose." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (594 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #254: "My Self-Perception." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (827 kb, 28 sec.)

Episode #253: "Maturity." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (540 kb, 17 sec.)

Episode #252: "An Old Woman And A Little Girl." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (654 kb, 22 sec.)

Episode #251: "Hawaiian Rain Glossary." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (738 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #250: "Sara Moulton and Julia Child." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1023 kb, 36 sec.)

Episode #249: "A Huge Pile." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (968 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #248: "Everything In Life." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (767 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #247: "You Don't Understand (A Partially Completed Song)." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (763 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #246: "Cooking Seafood." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (703 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #245: "A Delicate Flower." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (638 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #244: "A Derogatory Term For The Residents Of London, Ontario." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 35 sec.)

Episode #243: "Take-Home Chef." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 41 sec.)

Episode #242: "I'm Going To Play The Piano Like I've Got Five Fingers On Each Hand." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (837 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #241: "Standard Utterance of the Day." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (949 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #240: "Woman, What Are You Doing?" Thanks and a tip of the hat to Rosalie Purvis. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (600 kb, 19 sec.)

Episode #239: "Final Thoughts Before The Last Performance of The Peculiar Utterance of the Day: Live on Stage!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.6 MB, 1 min 34 sec.)

Episode #238: "Petty Grievances." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.3 MB, 1 min 12 sec.)

Episode #237: "Wonky Show #4." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3 MB, 43 sec.)

Episode #236: "More Comments About Can't Get Started At The FRIGID New York Festival." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.7 MB, 1 min 34 sec.)

Episode #234: "NYTheatre.com Review & Plea For Everyone To See Can't Get Started." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.8 MB, 1 min 39 sec.)

Episode #234: "Comments About The Opening Night of The Peculiar Utterance of the Day: Live on Stage!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.3 MB, 1 min 14 sec.)

Episode #233: "Mary Teague Says Don't Not Have A Type!" Featuring Josephine Cashman. Contains a sound sample by wanna73. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.6 MB, 60 sec.)

Episode #232: "Please Listen to Tom's Interview on NYTheatre.com." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5 MB, 46 sec.)

Episode #231: "Tom Is Too Busy." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (728 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #230: "Tom Explains More About The Peculiar Utterance of the Day: Live on Stage!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.8 MB, 59 sec.)

Episode #229: "Madame Zamolodchikova Implores You To Attend The Peculiar Utterance of the Day: Live on Stage!" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3 MB, 1 min 50 sec.)

Episode #228: "One-Year Anniversary!" Features sound samples by dobroide, acclivity, and Mr_Sensible. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.8 MB, 1 min 0 sec.)

Episode #227: "Gyda's Promo." Written and uttered by Gyda Arber. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4 MB, 48 sec.)

Episode #225: "Danny's Promo." Written and uttered by Danny Bowes. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (3 MB, 1 min 42 sec.)

Episode #225: "Josephine's Second Promo." Featuring Josephine Cashman. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 43 sec.)

Episode #224: "Watching the Ocean." Featuring Danny Bowes. Contains a sound sample by sazman. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (836 kb, 30 sec.)

Episode #222: "Stop Waving." Featuring Josephine Cashman. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (509 kb, 17 sec.)

Episode #222: "My New Dramaturge, Rosalie, Attempts to Explain My Work to Me." Featuring Rosalie Purvis. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2 MB, 43 sec.)

Episode #221: "Strange and Boring." Featuring Danny Bowes. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (593 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #220: "Two Words from Josephine Cashman About The Peculiar Utterance of the Day: Live on Stage!" Featuring Josephine Cashman. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 41 sec.)

Episode #219: "How Do You Feel About Theater Festivals?" Featuring Gyda Arber. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (948 kb, 35 sec.)

Episode #218: "Post-Valentine's Day." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.2MB, 40 sec.)

Episode #217: "Support Public Television" Written and uttered by special guest Danny Bowes. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (512 kb, 17 sec.)

Episode #216: "Why Did It Snow So Much?" Featuring Gyda Arber. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (498 kb, 16 sec.)

Episode #215: "Hair Conspiracy Theory." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (840 kb, 28 sec.)

Episode #214: "Robots Sing the PUotD Theme Song." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5MB, 53 sec.)

Episode #213: "Symphonic Poem or Tone Poem." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (696 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #212: "Harms Animals." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (747 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #211: "Have You Met Anyone?" Featuring Rosalie Purvis. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (623 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #210: "I've Been Forcing Myself." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (557 kb, 18 sec.)

Episode #209: "Super Bowl Party." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 35 sec.)

Episode #208: "Hook Up." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (727 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #207: "Aluminum Foil." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (890 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #206: "T-Dot." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 37 sec.)

Episode #205: "Pigeon Foot." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.9MB, 1 min. 36 sec.)

Episode #204: "Ragtime Music." Features a recording of me trying to play the first 16 bars of "Maple Leaf Rag." No digital editing, quantization, or tempo adjustment was used, except for increasing the note-on velocity of exactly one note. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (917 kb, 32 sec.)

Episode #203: "iTunes Music Library." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4MB, 48 sec.)

Episode #202: "Got Married." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (656 kb, 22 sec.)

Episode #201: "When You Look Pretty." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (639 kb, 21 sec.)

Episode #200: "Laugh Infrequently." 200 episodes and still going strong! Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 36 sec.)

Episode #199: "Girly Girl." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (739 kb, 26 sec.)

Episode #198: "Short Pens." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3MB, 44 sec.)

Episode #197: "Song: I Understand A Lot." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.3MB, 44 sec.)

Episode #196: "Installing Additional RAM." Features sound samples by Freed and Zeno_Izen. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.1MB, 1 min. 12 sec.)

There is no new Peculiar Utterance of the Day today, Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.

Episode #195: "Couldn't Sleep." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (2.1MB, 1 min. 11 sec.)

Episode #194: "Gonna Beat You." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (598 kb, 18 sec.)

Episode #193: "Scavenger Hunt." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.5MB, 51 sec.)

Episode #192: "Sorry I Interrupted." Features sound samples by adcbicycle, FreqMan, gezortenplotz, and man. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (854 kb, 28 sec.)

Episode #191: "Forward or Backward." Features sound samples by suonho. Please note that new episodes are now being made available at 6:00 am EST, as it does not make sense for people in the Pacific Time Zone to get them at 9 pm. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.1MB, 30 sec.)

Episode #190: "My Birthday Warning to the Children." Features a sound sample by RHumphries. Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.7MB, 1 min. 8 sec.)

Episode #189: "Lint Brush." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (996 kb, 37 sec.)

Episode #188: "Shave My Head." Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (591 kb, 19 sec.)

Episode #187: "USC Trojans' Rose Bowl Victory" Copyright 2007 by Tom X. Chao (1.4MB, 48 sec.)

Episode #186: "Final Podcast of the Year!" Please vote for your three favorite podcasts of 2006 by leaving a comment on the website. Thank you. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.7MB, 57 sec.)

Episode #185: "Erin Hates Winter, As Do I." Featuring Erin Leahy. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.4MB, 47 sec.)

Episode #184: "Rose Bowl 2007 Preview." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.3MB, 45 sec.)

Episode #183: "A Special Unfinished Holiday Song: Santa Is So F------ Magical!" Here's a special holiday treat for listeners, a song I started last year and haven't finished yet. Inappropriate words have been omitted. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.4MB, 45 sec.)

Episode #181: "Their Women Are Not Attractive." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (710 kb, 23 sec.)

Episode #181: "Is This Wine Any Good?" Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (708 kb, 24 sec.)

Episode #180: "Eric Rohmer II." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (867 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #179: "The Four-Limb Strike!" Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (982 kb, 34 sec.)

Episode #178: "Touchdown Celebration." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (991 kb, 33 sec.)

Episode #177: "Aleatoric Music." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1,013 kb, 33 sec.)

Episode #176: "Interment of My Remains." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (894 kb, 29 sec.)

Episode #175: "Signature Drink." Featuring Erin Leahy. Includes an audio sample by dcaudio. Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (821 kb, 25 sec.)

Episode #174: "An Eric Rohmer Teen Sex Romp." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (794 kb, 27 sec.)

Episode #173: "Dear Santa." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (2.1MB, 71 sec.)

Episode #172: "Trojan Defeat." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.4MB, 49 sec.)

Episode #171: "The New Harry Potter Movie." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (1.5KB, 49 sec.)

Episode #170: "Older Than You Look." Copyright 2006 by Tom X. Chao (712 kb, 25 sec.)